I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
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Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
i've created a new STD.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
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