Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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