Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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