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you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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