Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
He's a Shit stain on my heart
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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