Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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