i permit you to call me
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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