Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
even my farts smell like vagina
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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