So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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