I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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