You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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