it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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