It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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