As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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