david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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