you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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