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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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