I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Hippo gnu deer
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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