i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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