Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
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Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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