Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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