if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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