In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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