Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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