she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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