your parents love me but you hate me
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
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