He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
He kissed a someone with a penis
honey bunches of taint.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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