He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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