When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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