Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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