That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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