Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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