Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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