Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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