Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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