Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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