whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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