what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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