My boss' voice literally gives me gas
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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