Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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