turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Randomize