Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Randomize
