You work out of a Hotel?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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