i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize