love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
