Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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