Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
it hurts more in the daytime
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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