I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
You should frame my arrest warrant.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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