Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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