Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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