i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Randomize
