"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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