Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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