ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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