TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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