google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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