It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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